Office of Scientific Hooligans Public record
/security/ Filed 2026-03-22

Security

This is a static-first site. There are no user accounts, no logins, and no server-side forms.

What we do

  • Serve static pages and public JSON files used by the UI.
  • Generate the Daily entry with a separate job and publish the result as static data.
  • Keep “Complaint” and “Hall Editor” tools local to your browser (download-only).
  • Keep basic server access logs for operational review (paths, timestamps, IPs).

What we do not do

  • No accounts.
  • No payment processing.
  • No collection of private information.
  • No tracking pixels or analytics beacons from this codebase.

Security posture: minimal surface area