Office of Scientific Hooligans Public record
/ Filed 2026-03-22

United States Office of Scientific Hooliganism

Investigating crimes against logic, proportion, and honest data.

We dress the argument in paperwork and let bad ideas die of embarrassment. Bring sources, not vibes. If you brought vibes, fill out Form SH-39FF-14 and take a number.

Procedural absurdity of the moment

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Clerk’s note: this is local-only copy. No API. No tracking. Paperwork only.

Active investigations

Four divisions. Same mission: take the narrative apart, check the incentives, then ask the part nobody wants asked: and then what?

COVID Theater

The rituals, the slogans, the floor decals, and the un-audited certainty, filed under “science.”

Climate Alarmism

Models treated as moral authority. Error bars replaced by emergency powers. The future, weaponized.

DEI Capture

When the lab coat becomes a costume for ideology and “equity” becomes a veto over evidence.

Censorship & Collusion

The part where institutions outsource truth to “trust & safety,” then act shocked when trust evaporates.

How to file a complaint

Describe the claim, the demand, and what got ignored. We’ll return a sharable citation, because nothing says “accountability” like a government-looking PNG.

Hall of Sham(e)

Rotating highlights of fashionable nonsense, bureaucratic buffoonery, and the kind of certainty that disappears the moment you ask for the spreadsheet.

Exhibits being catalogued