United States Office of Scientific Hooliganism
Investigating crimes against logic, proportion, and honest data.
We dress the argument in paperwork and let bad ideas die of embarrassment. Bring sources, not vibes. If you brought vibes, fill out Form SH-39FF-14 and take a number.
Procedural absurdity of the moment
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Active investigations
Four divisions. Same mission: take the narrative apart, check the incentives, then ask the part nobody wants asked: and then what?
COVID Theater
The rituals, the slogans, the floor decals, and the un-audited certainty, filed under “science.”
Climate Alarmism
Models treated as moral authority. Error bars replaced by emergency powers. The future, weaponized.
DEI Capture
When the lab coat becomes a costume for ideology and “equity” becomes a veto over evidence.
Censorship & Collusion
The part where institutions outsource truth to “trust & safety,” then act shocked when trust evaporates.
How to file a complaint
Describe the claim, the demand, and what got ignored. We’ll return a sharable citation, because nothing says “accountability” like a government-looking PNG.
Hall of Sham(e)
Rotating highlights of fashionable nonsense, bureaucratic buffoonery, and the kind of certainty that disappears the moment you ask for the spreadsheet.
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Exhibits being catalogued