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/lab/notice/ Filed 2026-03-22

Violation Notice

Form SH-114. Print it, fill it, and file it. (Filing cabinet not included.)

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United States Office of Scientific Hooliganism

Notice of Narrative Violation

Authority: Section 4(b)(probably) • Form: SH-114 • Disposition: pending laughter review

Respondent

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Date

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Case ID

SH-__________-___

Section

3.16


Charge

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Evidence (attach spreadsheet if available)

  • Claim: __________________________________________
  • Demand: _________________________________________
  • Ignored baseline: _________________________________
  • Missing “and then what?”: ________________________

Recommended sentence

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Clerk’s note: If you cannot define terms, you do not get to declare victory.