Office of Scientific Hooligans Public record
/about/ Filed 2026-03-22

About

We’re a fake agency with real standards: show the data, define the terms, follow the incentives, and ask “and then what?”

Charter

This office was established under the authority of Section 4(b)(probably) and the longstanding American tradition of reading the fine print after the press conference.

  • We do not worship models.
  • We do not confuse credentials with evidence.
  • We do not accept “because experts” as a unit of measurement.
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